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MATH KNOWLEDGE

Orly Borges Personal Collection

Two mathematicians were having dinner in a restaurant, arguing about the average mathematical knowledge of the American public. One mathematician claimed that this average was woefully inadequate; the other maintained that it was surprisingly high.

"I'll tell you what," said the cynic, "ask that waitress a simple math question. If she gets it right, I'll pick up dinner. If not, you do." He then excused himself to visit the men's room, and the other called the waitress over.

"When my friend comes back," he told her, "I'm going to ask you a question, and I want you to respond "one third x cubed". There's twenty bucks in it for you." She agreed.

The cynic returned from the bathroom and called the waitress over. "The food was wonderful, thank you," the mathematician started. "Incidentally, do you know what the integral of x squared is?"

The waitress looked pensive; almost pained. She looked around the room, at her feet, made gurgling noises, and finally said, "Um, one third x cubed?"


So the cynic paid the check. The waitress wheeled around, walked a few paces away, looked back at the two men, and muttered under her breath, "... plus a constant."

Source: Contributed by Roberto Fernández Acevedo

GLOSSARY

arguing: debating, presenting reasons and arguments (discutiendo)
claimed
: asserted, stated affirmatively (afirmaba)
woefully
: in an unfortunate or deplorable manner (deplorablemente)
cynic
: faultfinder, someone who is critical of the motives of others (cínico)
pick up dinner
: (in this context) buy casually or spontaneously our dinner (me hago cargo de la cena)
men's room
: a public restroom for men (baño para caballeros)
bucks: (slang) dollars (dólares)
agreed
: consented, accepted (aceptó)

incidentally: by the way (a propósito)
integral
: (maths) the result of a mathematical integration (integral matemática)
gurgling
: drinking with a sound as of water (sonidos de gárgaras)
wheeled around
: moved around (se movilizó por el bar)
muttered
: murmured, talked in a low voice (murmuró, dijo en voz baja)
constant
: (maths) a number representing a quantity assumed to have a fixed value in a specified mathematical context (constante matemática)

 

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