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FUNNY QUOTES

Orly Borges Personal Collection

Enjoy this short collection
of funny quotes and spice up
your working day
.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

If you think that there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

Every time you make ends meet, someone moves the ends.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. 
Donate it to the Salvation Army.
They'll clean it and put it on a
hanger.
Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is !!!

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your crotch unprotected.

Source: Orly Borges Personal Collection

GLOSSARY

spice up: make more interesting (realzar, hacer más interesante)
good
: morality, ethics (ética, moral, bondad)
to make (both) ends meet: to make one's income or salary enough for one's expenses (logras a llegar a fin de mes)
to blame: accuse (a quien echar la culpa)
equal: identical (idénticas)
soap: solid cleansing agent (jabón)
to dry clean: to clean at the cleaner's (para limpiar a seco

hanger: something used to hang clothes (percha, colgador de ropa)
to stay in shape
: to keep yourself in good physical condition (mantenerte en forma)
where the hell she is: (emphatic use) in which damned place she is (donde demonios se encuentra)
raise: lift something to a higher level (levantes)
crotch: the angle formed by the inner sides of the legs where they join the human trunk (entrepierna)

 

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