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My dear brother, |
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I am going to tell you a story
that you will not
. Are you sitting |
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down? I spent yesterday night
a Frenchman's bed! |
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I came back to my room after a
. But when I saw a
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man in the bed, I knew I was in
the
room. I
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tried to leave the room, but then
the door
came off in my hand!
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There was no
. ‘What can I do? What
will
think
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of me? What will the man do to me?
I mustn’t
,’ I thought. |
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I didn't know how to
in a situation like
this, so I lay quietly |
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under the bed
, when suddenly I
. The man |
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did not
. I couldn't stand the
. Finally,
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I jumped up and put the light on,
only to find that the man was
. |
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Oh God, it was really a terrible
experience, wasn't it?
A big kiss. |
